Ok, after another road trip, and I have two reports. First, I want everybody to know that despite my age, my eyesight is still 20/15, which is better than 20/20. My hearing, on the other hand has suffered some loss in the frequency ranges that represent gun fire and children screaming. Ok, that report may seem misplaced, but stay with me.
My car's mileage used to be 20/15 - 20 on the highway and 15 in town. Now, it appears to be 20/20 - 20 highway and 20 in town. I have no explanation and I am working on the highway mileage, but can't get it turned up. Since most of my driving is in town, I guess I gained in this experiment in the way of mileage, but I am pretty sure that hearing loss was due to a spark plug firing like cannon shot from my engine block. My good friend Mike Sanders still believes that shot was hydrogen assisted when it left the engine block.Obviously, those of you who know my children know the other cause of my hearing loss, but in the way of the hydrogen experiment, it appears I have gained 5 mpg and 15% of my hearing.
No comments:
Post a Comment